Winds That Will Be - Quotes
Cast: Aedan = Todd, Gabriel = Ameer, Giselle = Sara,
Gregory = Vrin, Magni = Dan, Raj = James
Everybody Else = Simone
Quotes
GM "He leaves the gazebo and goes indoors. Yes, there was a gazebo and no one tried to kill it."
Giselle "I brought beer too."
Merlin "You brought beer? I think there's room in the Royal Consort Pool for someone who brings beer."Merlin "You need a lot of sun to grow eggplants."
Giselle "There's a plant that grows eggs?"
Merlin "Yeah."
Giselle "Really?"
Merlin "No."
Giselle "Oooh, I'm gonna get you in the Fey realms one day and really get you."
Todd "Is that a euphemism?"Giselle "Well, look at it this way. If you get tired of Mandor you could always send him back to Lugh."
Merlin "That would be cruel. I don't consider myself truly evil…yet. But if I cross the line, you let me know."
Giselle "I'll do my best."Merlin "You know, on Earth, pink and puce go together really well."
Giselle "Those colors don't go together on any planet or shadow."GM (describing sex with Merlin) "There's a certain element of stamina, inherent in the genetic line."
Magni "I'll tell you why my room is perfect: 'Cause I haven't slept in it since the game started."
GM "[Gerard] is in the mood where things break."
Raj "Good. Bleys needs to learn the value of honesty and forthrightness. If that requires a little physical horseplay, so be it."Gerard "I understand there was some leakage between Osric's shadow and Amber."
Bleys "Oh, did Gabriel tell you that?"
Gerard "As a matter of fact, yes--and… other people I respect."Raj "So, you're going to fight Bleys?"
Aedan "Yeah. If Bleys gets in my way, I'll take him down!"
Dan "Why the hell does everybody's IQ drop when they get in the castle?"
Aedan "I'm going to try to do this strange thing."
Magni "Have you ever done it before?"
Aedan "Uh…no."
Magni "Well, if you start to die, I'll stop you."
Aedan "Thanks."Raj (entering Magni's room and seeing the dead body) "What's all this then?"
Magni (pointing) "Aedan, living. Corwin, not-so-living."GM (describes how Osric, Searlas, and the 7000 heavy cavalry are trapped in an area that's only one square mile of high desert.)
Sara "Without food, the horses are gonna die soon."
Todd "Hopefully, they're going to be eating their horses soon. They're Unseelie; they've eaten worse."
Dan "They're waiting for the horse dung. Mmmmm: dung soup."Dan "That's the problem with Primal Forces."
James "They should just leave us alone."
Dan "They should be in the background, like Carpenters music."GM "There's sweating and laughter…falling out of bed…."
Sara "A raucous good time. Alright!"
James "Are you having sex with Harpo Marx or what?"Flora "Some of the lads were going out to the Grove to deal with the Beast."
Giselle "Armed with their testicles, no doubt."
Flora "I don't think they were carrying them before them in jars, but, yes, I believe they had them with them."Aedan "I'm going to try and shift shadow."
Magni "If I see one chigger, you'll see just how fast my horse really is."Raj "I ride fast."
Magni "I rein up so they can keep up."Aedan "I round the corner slowly and carefully."
Raj "My hand is on the hilt of my sword."
Magni "Yeah, my weapon is ready too."
Todd "Wait, wait, wait. Are you guys holding your testicles like Sara said?"
Dan "Well, she told us to."
Raj "Why would she…?"
Dan "That's up to the theory train to decide. Move on."
James "Oh yeah. Raj should have known better."
Dan "That kind of thinking is for the people who survive to figure out."
James "So if we die, we don't have to worry about it."
Dan "Exactly."Raj "Ask her what future she means."
Aedan "What future do you represent?"
Eight-Armed Woman "I am the Tower, Creation, Turmoil, Passion."
Dan "Where's the future for Fun?"
Chroniclers Note: Although only alluded to above, Giselle earned a nickname in this session.
Nicknames of PC's so far (all taken from in-game comments):
Gabriel "Captain Ass-Kicker,(according to Ameer)" "The Half-Wit," and anything with the word "skeevy"
Giselle "Elven Bimbo," "Miss Euphemism"
Aedan "Picklehead"
Magni "Flora's Boy Toy"
Raj "The Hero of This Story," or "The Man Who Screws Unicorns"
Gregory "Tact and Diplomacy Gregory"