Winds That Will Be - Quotes
Cast: Aedan = Todd, Gabriel = Ameer, Giselle = Sara,
Gregory = Vrin, Magni = Dan, Raj = James
Everybody Else = Simone
Quotes
Dan "If he gets funky with us, we're pulling the chicken!"
Todd "The skeevy guy's not here, so the skeeve-void must be filled."
GM "Ameer fills a much-needed void."Raj (After forcefully pulling Searlas through his half-completed trump gate, temporarily removing him from leadership of the seven thousand heavy cavalry poised to attack Amber) "Welcome to Amber! (they go to the library) How are you?"
Searlas "Tired."
Gregory "Raj, you're very polite. Searlas, what the hell are you doing here?"Castle Guard Liaison to Sorcerers "What relevant spells do you have ready?"
Gabriel "I have three combative spells ready."
Guard (remembering Gabriel's well-known reputation for winning duels by putting his opponents on the business end of fireball spells) "What are the other two?"Raj "I think you should explain what you told us to King Martin."
Searlas "Which part?"
GM aside to Aedan "You can shoot him any time now."Giselle "If you had my mother (Flora), you'd let her dress you too."
Aedan (to Magni) "You did."
Magni "No, I let her undress me. That's different."Sara "Giselle's loyalties are very personal."
Todd "In fact, she used to shack up with the evil Fey guy."
Vrin "Is that the 'black cloak' guy?"
Sara "Yes, but he's not evil; he's just misunderstood. In fact (Giselle gets that far-away, sex-memory-smiling look in her eye) he's very, very good."
Todd (threateningly) "Hey! I could put that in the quotes."
Sara "Be my guest."Todd "I want to be outside his range and inside mine-so what if his sword is longer?"
Vrin "I'm the only one decked out in full armor. I step inside the room and take a defensive position."
Todd "Yeah, you take one for the team and I stab him."Giselle "We have not heard what Searlas wants."
Searlas "I need someplace to keep Osric safe and quiet."
Gregory "Aedan, get a shovel."Vrin (trying to persuade Giselle to forge a golden oath ring for him) "Giselle, could you come up to my room? I've got a gold brick I'd like to show you."
All (various remarks about 'showing you my etchings' and similar comments)
Vrin "No pants were mentioned--just gold bricks."Ameer "Danger: Low Flying Planes."
GM "Danger: Aedan."Aedan "Gerard! (to GM) I'm yelling at him and trying to stop him from leaving the room. I'll stand in his way."
Dan looks up when Todd yells.
Todd "I'm doing something impetuous! Are ya happy, ya bastard?"GM "Vrin, what are you doing?"
Todd "He's drawing the oath ring for the Unseelie…punk-ass bitches."Dan (shows Todd the dollar he won from betting Ameer.)
Todd "That's why I don't bet with you any more."
Dan "It's not that I won a dollar. It's that I become an insufferable prick after."
Todd "That's why I don't bet with you any more."Giselle "I am so pretending that I don't know what you mean by that."
Flora 'That's very wise of you, dear."GM (explaining a scrying bowl) "It interacts differently for Aedan than it did for Bleys."
Ameer (excited) "If I drive it, I'll have three data points. That's more than any of my other theories!"Aedan (showing a box he found to Bleys) "What's this?"
Bleys "I don't know. You could open it and find out."
Aedan "Okay."
GM "Bleys does this (shows how he turns his head away and shields his face with his hand.) There's a release of sorcerous energy, a ward of some sort is broken, you're tingling and bathed in a rainbow light and you disappear."
Todd "That's it! I'm not doing anything impetuous the rest of this damn game!"Sara (explains that Giselle was having a really good conversation with Flora).
Dan "All it took was the death of a monarch, the destruction of the universe…"
Sara "…and a shot in the face. If I'd known that was all it took, I'd have shot her in the face years ago."GM "Are you doing anything in particular with the Rebmans?"
Dan "Just talking. You can't know enough about people who live with fish."Magni "Did they have any rival families that are…rivals?"
Dan "We don't assassinate people in Rebma."
Todd "Dey already sleep with da fishies."GM "Bleys hands (Aedan) his cloak."
Ameer "Check it for wards."
GM "Yeah, he hands you his cloak and goes (turning her head away and shielding Bleys's face)."Todd (remarking upon Aedan's nudity being covered ) "How long is this cloak?"
GM "About yea long ( pointing to upper thigh area)."
Todd "Long enough to cover the crack of my ass?"
GM "That depends on how far you bend over."Giselle "I've got to go, Aedan. Your pulchritude is just too much for me."
Todd "I'm going to put that in the Quotes. You never see the word 'pulchritude' in anybody's quotes."Gabriel "I would like to study it with you, if I may."
Bleys "I don't know how much time I'll have in the next few days, but…."
Gabriel "Are you going to be around the palace?"
GM "Bleys says 'I live here…."
Sara "That's the brush off. You're getting it."
Ameer "No, I'm not."
GM "It's Gabriel--he's not 'getting it.'"