Winds That Will Be - Quotes
Cast: Aedan = Todd, Gabriel = Ameer, Giselle = Sara,
Gregory = Guy, Magni = Dan, Raj = James
Everybody Else = Simone
Quotes
Simone "The session for which no quotes are applicable."
Sara "Yeah, every time we all laughed it was because someone just 'looked' at somebody funny."GM "You see a wrinkly, pruney body wearing the innkeeper's clothes."
Magni (to the body) "So I guess this squares us on our tab…? Good."Gabriel "Maybe I should work on my shielding."
Todd "That sounds like it should be Gabriel's Famous Last Words."Gabriel "You know about Deirdre, right?"
Martin (after a long pause) "That can't be bad, right?"
Gabriel "Except for Aedan."
Martin (another, even longer, pause)Giselle "Wait, wait. Aedan is like 'Aedan' Aedan? Where's Mommy?"
Gabriel "The Unicorn was here, or whatever it was."
Brand "What were you doing?"
Gabriel "A Trump reading… I was using the Fount power."
Brand "Yes you were!"
Sara, as Brand "Young man, what were you doing with my car?!?"Gabriel "I beat Benedict, I beat Deirdre…"
Magni "Wait a minute. Let's recall: the sword was arcing through the air toward your neck when it suddenly vanished. That was your spell?"
Gabriel "Uh, it must have been my subconscious magical power."
Magni "Wow. You cast more spells before noon than most people do in a lifetime."Giselle "Gabriel and I are working in tandem. That ought to be disturbing."
GM "To at least one of you."Guy "Is Aedan Aedan?"
Todd "Aedan is sitting by the fire, rocking his Mommy in his arms and singing childhood lullabies to her."
Guy "Well, that will keep him from insulting people."
Sim "For a while, at least."Todd/Aedan "That was the weirdest dream… Oh my god! I have a penis again!"
GM "It's only very small though."
Dan "But you'll soon be grateful for having it anyhow."Aedan "As I leave I kill everyone that's listening outside the door."
GM "Stab-stab-stab-stab. Then you go to breakfast."Magni "How did all this start?"
Aedan "When I was six--"
Magni "Fast-forward a bit."Aedan "No, there was a light…"
Magni "You didn't go toward the light, did you? You fool!"Gabriel "Where was the body?"
Aedan "I don't know. When I came back, there was a roomful of naked women."
Magni "That can't be bad."
Aedan "One of them was my mother."
Magni "That's horrible."
Aedan "One of them was Giselle."
Magni "That could be good."
Aedan "She may be my sister."
Magni "That's horrible."Gabriel "But I'm not being manipulated."
Aedan "No, no. Of course not. It just sounded like such a good idea that you took it as your own."
Gabriel "Exactly."Gabriel "I was linked psychically with a manifestation of the Fount-"
Aedan "Yeah, but could you see it. What did it look like?"
Gabriel "A seraph."
Aedan "Oh shit."
Magni "Is that who you had sex with?"Sara (explaining her handling of the rest of us guys) "Always always always appeal to their need to be cool."
Gabriel "Because I kicked (Benedict's) ass, I don't call him 'General,' or 'Sir,' or anything."
Aedan "You just cower."
Gabriel "I cower smugly."Aedan "I'm sitting with my feet in a big bowl of hot water."
GM "Oh yeah, like we want to smell Aedan's feet at breakfast."
Magni "That's Aedan's feet? I thought it was the royal hounds."Magni (to Benedict, whose approach has frightened off all of the servants) "The service sucks when you're around."
Benedict (looks puzzled)
Todd, as Benedict "We have servants?"Deirdre "I crave hot food-hey, do you have another one of those foot bowls?"
Ameer (to Aedan) "You have an eddiphbhl complex. We don't comment on that."
GM "An 'edible' complex?"Deirdre "Being in the Abyss for such a long time is not a 'growth opportunity.'"
Gabriel "Well, I am Brand's child."
GM "Well, (Brand) seems to think so."Aedan "I want to be there."
Deirdre "If there's any of the Brand left that I knew, I'll kill him."
Aedan "Thank you. That reassures me."Gabriel "Remember, the best power you have is the power to delegate."
Martin "That's the only power I have!"Todd "Excuse me. I have to regain my wit by emptying my bladder."