Winds That Will Be - Quotes
Cast: Aedan = Todd, Gabriel = Ameer, Giselle = Sara,
Gregory = Guy, Magni = Dan, Raj = James
Everybody Else = Simone
Quotes
James (referring to Aedan) "He asked a question. He answered a question. A one-man socratic method."
GM "A one-man…idiot."Raj "What is being a prince of Amber worth if not to avoid most of the effects of a hangover?"
Sara "Deirdre had a lovely body."
GM "Kind of cold..."
Sara "…chilly."
GM "…with 'buns of marble.'"GM "So, Raj is hunting for Benedict."
James "Ah, 'hunting' is not the best word for it."Raj "I realize that I might be telling you something you already know, but-"
Benedict "It seems unlikely that you could do anything else."
Raj (thinking out loud) "Oh yeah?!?!?"
Todd, as Raj "I'm gay!"
GM "Benedict leans over and says 'Me, too' and gives you a big, smoochy kiss."Raj "Is there anything I can do to help?"
Martin "Do you have any cigarette papers?"
Raj "Yes, in my rooms."
Martin "Excellent. I'm all out."
Sara "When the going gets tough, the King smokes a doobie."James "Raj drapes a companionable arm over Martin's shoulders-"
Todd "He IS gay. First he avoids the room full of naked women, and now he fondles the future King."
James "Hey! Need I remind you, that in this game, I'm the only one that's been with a naked woman. What's your excuse?"
Todd "I WAS a naked woman."
James "Good point."Martin "I'm expecting the partying and courting stage to begin shortly after my coronation. They'll want me to get married pretty soon."
Raj "Say, I was volunteering-"
Martin "No, thanks, Raj. You're not my type."Sara "[Mandor] would look smug even with an arrow sticking out of his head: 'Look, I made you shoot me.'"
GM "Her horse eats squirrels."
Dan "It's a carnivorous horse? Hey, it saves time when you're killing people. 'Charge!!! The horses need fodder!'"James "Raj sends flowers to her, a big-ass bouquet."
GM "With the hyphen in the correct spot, I hope."Rowena "I'm not sure what my status here would be…."
Dan "She needs a political marriage, James. Get right on her-I mean it. Get right on it."Aedan (threatening/explaining that he wants Giselle to bully the Fey into revealing where the Crown of Amber is)
Giselle "Did you look under the throne?"
Aedan (indignantly) "Yes! Of course I looked under the throne. I looked everywhere…."
(Trump contact ends)
Aedan (to GM) "I go look under the throne."GM "He rubs his eyes."
Aedan "I rub my eyes. Does it help?"
GM "Well, the world goes dark for a moment."GM "Flora's naked. You see her in the hall and she's completely naked."
Editor's Note: In the previous chronicle, it was erroneously reported that Flora was naked. She remained fully clothed and never crawled into any sleeping bag.Giselle "So, how DID you get out of the Abyss, Aedan? Hmmm?"
Aedan "Well, the Abyss is not as empty as one might suppose."Todd "My horse walks over to your horse."
Todd's Horse "So, how've you been?"
Dan's Horse "Fine. Did they figure that one thing out yet?"
Todd's Horse "Nope."
Dan's Horse "Shhh. Here they come."GM "Okay, you're at Ygg."
Dan "We gotta figure out what kind of tree this is: is it insidious or carnivorous?"
GM "It's insidious."Todd "Well, there are no facts to support it, but that wouldn't dissuade Ameer's character."
James "Nothing derails the Theory Train."
GM "With the cow-catcher on the front."
Dan "It tosses both cows and facts aside with equal tenacity."
Dan "I don't know. Umm…What do you think?"
Todd "When the spirit moves you, you gotta jump! Can I pee first?"Aedan "We might miss the coronation, then?"
Magni "Yeah, being dead, we'd miss the coronation."Todd "(The Crown of Amber) was in Julian's Hunting Lodge."
Guy "I searched the Lodge!"
GM "Yes, you did."
Todd "You didn't have the Fey helping you."
Guy "And you did?"
Todd "What can I say? They love me."
Dan "Guy, repeat after me 'Without the Fey I am nothing.'"
Guy (to GM/wife) "This is your punishment for me for not gaming for two sessions, isn't it?"
GM/Wife "No, I would have done it if you were here. In fact, it would've been more fun!"Sara (trying to give reasons for Benedict's actions) "Has it occurred to you that he's under an enormous amount of stress?"
Dan "Why doesn't he just masturbate like every other male?"
Sara "Maybe he's a eunuch, from an old war wound."
Todd "That would explain a lot."Giselle "People put weird things in their pockets."
Magni "Yeah, I would know. Uh…. If Martin's offering a General Amnesty I'm unloading my pockets."Dan "Is Moire coming to the Coronation, or are they just going to watch it on 'Mirror-Vision'?"
Mandor "You can't call me 'Lord Sawall' yet, so 'Lord Mandor' will have to do."
Dan "Lord 'Swallow'?"
GM "It's better than 'Lord Spit,' I suppose."Dan "Simone, come in the kitchen please."
Todd "Ameer shows up and people immediately start taking the GM away for private conversations."Dan and Todd (making '70's music noises) "Bwan wan, wan-wan, wan-wan…."
GM "You guys need to not be on the same drug at the same time."Raj "Can we sober up in time for the ceremony?"
Martin (looking at a useless, non-functioning wristwatch) "Probably."
Giselle "If I can sneak up on Martin, I will."
GM "It shouldn't be too tough; he's inspecting the tonsils of some woman right now."
James "How?"
GM "How do you think?"
James "Well, I was wondering if he had a penlight out and was holding it like so-"
GM "Braille. Tonsil inspection by braille."GM "You hear footsteps approaching the door. It opens, and then it's an hour ago."
James (confused) "I don't quite follow you."
GM "Yes, that's right. I'll get back to you."