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Cast: Aedan = Todd, Gabriel = Ameer, Giselle = Sara, Gregory = Vrin, Magni = Dan, Raj = James
Everybody Else = Simone

K.J. = James and Sara's four year old son

Quotes

12-15-01

Note: Ameer was wearing his full Santa Claus suit.

Giselle  "I don't want to get caught with my pants down--metaphorically speaking. I'm not actually wearing pants."

Ameer  "I never get the girl! Sara, come on!"
Vrin     "What about Mrs. Claus?"
Ameer  "Well…"
Sara     "Where do you think elves come from?"

Sara (walking through the kitchen where Ameer and Todd are having a secret chat)
Todd  "…so if you're going to kill Giselle…"
Sara (from the stairway)  "If I'm going to die, I want to die in bed with you (Gabriel)!"
Todd  "He's only fifteen!"
Sara   "You forget that Giselle is only a little bit older than he is."
Todd  "Yeah, but you're so much more experienced than he is."
Sara   "That's true."
Todd (to Ameer)  "Have you ever been experienced?"
Ameer (in the style of Jimi Hendrix)  "Well…I have."

Gabriel  "Brand's body is real."
Aedan    "I examine the body."
GM        "It's got some dark marks on the backside…."
Aedan    "I open the eyelids, look in his mouth."
GM (to Ameer)  "Do you let him?"
Ameer   "Sure."
GM       "Okay. Brand's mouth is full of molten gold."
Aedan   "Whoa."
Gabriel "Don't ask."
Aedan (making preparations)  "Okay, here goes. Are you ready?" (He powers up Grayswandir and raises it to puncture Brand's corpse's chest.)
GM       "A loud, familiar voice booms in both of your ears 'DO NOT WAKE ME.'"
Aedan   "I don't think he's quite dead."
Gabriel  "In that case, (to Brand) I apologize about the gold."

Dan (to Ameer)  "Dude, looking at you in that outfit, I just can't take you seriously."
Ameer  "But Santa's cool!"

Magni  "I'm the only one who eats regularly, sleeps regularly, and drinks regularly."
Todd   "Now if only you could crap regularly."
Dan/Magni "Yeah, that is the problem."

Aedan (trumps Gregory)  "We're in the breakfast nook. Come through."
Gregory  "Who is there?"
Aedan     "Magni."
Gregory  "Who's not there?"
Aedan     "Everyone else."

Gabriel  "I launch a fireball."
GM       "At them in general?"
Gabriel  "At them specifically."

Vrin/Gregory  "I try to suck as much (of the fireball) as possible."
Dan                "Don't worry, Vrin. You really suck!"

Ameer  "I'm still trying to figure out how you guys got in."
Todd    "We'll tell you…nah."
Ameer  "Well, it won't matter soon. Either you won't be around or I won't care."
Todd    "Hmmm, only two possible outcomes?"
Ameer  "I'm a big fan of binary."

Ameer  "There's only one way in."
Todd    "No there isn't."
Ameer  "Yes there is, and I had it blocked."
Todd    "You're making assumptions again."
James (speaking about Ameer)  "This is the man who invented the Theory Train."

Todd    "Oh? Ameer can cut the Trump contact with Leviathan but I couldn't?"
Ameer  "That's why I'm in control and you're dead."
GM (to Ameer) "Your body collapses to the ground in a heap."

Gregory  "Is there anyone else?"
GM        "Well, there is the Tower."
Gregory  "I break wind in her general direction."

GM (to Aedan)  "The Tower rips your body into four quarters and flings your parts all across the room."
Todd                 "Hmmm, let me know when I get to take my action."

Raj (to Gregory)  "What happened?"
Ameer                  "Oh, I can't wait to hear this bald-faced lie."

GM (to Raj)          "You see a brief flash of Giselle and some other guy. Then they disappear."
Todd (as Giselle)  "Oh. Can't have sex here now. Gotta go."

Aedan/Todd  "I can't believe my happy-go-lucky Goddess killed me."

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