Winds That Will Be - Quotes
Cast: Aedan = Todd, Gabriel = Ameer, Giselle = Sara,
Gregory = Vrin, Magni = Dan, Raj = James
Everybody Else = Simone
K.J. = James and Sara's four year old son
Quotes
Simone "Vrin! You're still alive!"
Vrin "Well, according to Todd (and the previous chronicle), just barely."Vrin "…and famous Amberite Queens."
Simone "Famous Amberite Queens like…Julian."
Todd "Julian's a Queen? That explains a lot. Sure, they call it 'white armor,' but it's really an evening gown."Vrin (Upon hearing, yet again, that Giselle has had sex) "Has Gregory gotten any in this game?"
Todd "No, but you have a horse."
Vrin (Gives Todd the Sign of the Unicorn/Middle Finger)
Todd "Hang around Giselle long enough and you'll get her cast-offs."
Vrin "But, those are dudes! Gregory needs something with an X-Y chromosome pair. Oops. (Grabs the Chronicler's pen) I mean, X-X. Don't write that down."GM "Poor Betty (remember her, tied to Gabriel's bed two years ago?) she's getting thinner."
Gabriel "Yeah, I like them, um…anemic (?)"
Witch "What's that? It smells good."
Gabriel "My home is your home; please eat."
Witch "It was."Giselle "The Unseelie need some purpose on which to exert themselves."
Ailill "It would be better than letting them come up with their own entertainment."
Todd (in a stage whisper) "Set them loose in the Keep of the Four Worlds."
Sara "You know, I was thinking the same thing."Aedan (upon seeing the Witch for the first time) "It's Helen Mirren! I need to get her autograph. Magni will shit himself."
GM "Gregory is wearing black-enamelled armor."
Gregory "It turns black when you turn evil."Witch "Perhaps, you should ask more questions."
Vrin "Most notably, 'Where did you dig her up?'"Tower "You brought him to me, I presume, as a gift."
Aedan (Look of 'Oh, come on now.')
Tower "Perhaps I presume too much."
GM "The Seraph leaps forward and brings its strange sword hurtling toward Aedan. What do you do?"
Aedan "I brace and block its sword with Grayswandir."
GM "You bring it up to block. What does Gregory do?"
Gregory "I enter the octogram…"
GM "Okay."
Gregory "'Cause the eight-sided ring is where the (Vrin strikes a muscle pose) Ultimate Fighting Championship takes place!"Vrin "So, did your Power give you the spikard?"
Todd "Yeah, sort of."
Vrin "I wonder if Leviathan has any goodies for me."
Todd "What?!? You've got this weird, black-veil, spooky power all of a sudden--"
Vrin "Yeah. I SUCK!"