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Raj "To me, the sea is a beautiful place…."
Martin (speaking of Flora) "She's left a lot of instructions.
I've seen bustle, I've smelled cooking. I assume something is happening."
Giselle "I intend to be standing behind Raj because he's
thick enough to block most projectiles, especially if they aim at his head."
Sara went to get drinks from the basement refrigerator. Guy
asked for a beer. While she was gone, he ordered her character around
Guy "Elven Bimbo, heel! (people snicker, except for Sara
who was just out of hearing range) I have bad stuff; how much worse can it
get?"
Sara (from the stairway) "I think this is the last beer in
the house!"
James "In tribute to Random, all the brothels are
offering two-for-one specials."
Todd "Gabriel's a virgin. He could be the next
Unicorn!"
Raj "D'oh! Sorcerors!"
Todd "Simone, are we in any sort of mental
contact?"
Guy "Nah. You'd need a brain for that."
Raj (indicating the unicorn's horn and the milky substance
therein) "What are we going to do with this?"
Aedan "I'm kinda thirsty…."
Raj "Rule Number One:
Aedan isn't allowed anywhere near it."
Gregory "We might debate rules two and three, but we'll agree on
Rule Number One."
Raj "Rule Number Two:
Magni is not allowed anywhere near it."
Gregory "I take that back. We might debate rules three and four."
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