K.J. = James and Sara's three year old son
10-21-00
Guy "It pains me to admit
this, but Gabriel was the quickest-thinking of us."
Ameer "Hey, hey! Write that down!"
Guy "…it's nice to see his skeevy
nature working for us for a change."
Ameer "Don't write that down."
Raj "When I was a kid, we used to walk the
Pattern with a fifty-pound backpack, but the kids today…."
Ameer (apropos of something or other) "That didn't happen."
James "We'll have bread, cheese, wine-Amber
staples."
Ameer "Amber what?"
James "Staples."
Ameer "I thought you said 'Amber steaks.'"
James "Yes, steaks. They're from the One True Cow, of which
all other cows are but shadows."
GM "There was a lot of extricating
going on during that trump call."
James "Extricating? What's that a euphemism for?"
Todd "Look! The Jewel of Judgment."
K.J. "Can I see?"
Ameer "Careful. You can inscribe reality with it!"
K.J. "Yeah…"
K.J. "Does Bill have a penis?"
Todd "Um, yes."
K.J. "Is it a big one?"
Todd (Changed the subject quickly)
Aedan "Your son is King in Chaos."
Corwin (stunned)
Raj "Are you on good terms
with your son?"
Corwin "We'll see."
Ameer "Let me ride this theory train out. Actually,
there are several trains running right now."
GM "Yes, and the cow-catcher of thought
has scooped up many cows."
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